You put your business on the wrong side of Lake City Way. No one going to work in the morning can visit you, and those driving northbound can’t see your coffee stand until after they’ve passed.
You dress your baristas like little tramps.
Your double short americanos have no sweet crema, and too much water.
Chicka Latte, located between a car wash and a gun store, is a half block south of Rick’s strip club on Lake City Way. Their coffee sucks.
4 Comments
April 4, 2008 at 9:17 pm
The Chicka is goin’ down!
May 20, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Why would you want them to go down. Its a unique innovation, and it gives pretty girls jobs. They’re good people, you are just a snob…
May 20, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Thanks for the note. I’m glad you enjoy Chicka Latte. But …
1) There’s nothing unique about bad coffee, or using sex to sell a product (especially along Lake City Way). Therefore, there’s nothing unique or even remotely innovative about Chicka Latte.
2) Thank gawd we finally found jobs that pretty girls are capable of performing. I don’t what in the world they’d ever do for work otherwise.
3) Yes, I am a total snob. Probably one of the worst, or at least in the top three locally. But I think the place is tacky, and has lousy coffee.
Btw … Ian, your website has a fantastic name.
November 17, 2008 at 7:29 am
fail Chicka fail fail. Chicka fail fail.